AnniHEALape EX

Are you sick of only playing the cool meta decks?

Do you feel like you need some silly awesome monkeymadness in your life?

Then you are in the right decklist my friend!

Not only will the sheer power of Annihilape bring down your opponent but it will also make you feel like Donkey Kong felt when he hit Mario with those barrels while getting away the love of his life.

Starting rounds

Aim to go first so you can start knocking Pokemon out on turn two.

Prefered full board: 2x Annihilape EX, Bibarel,

Are you sick of only playing the cool meta decks?

Do you feel like you need some silly awesome monkeymadness in your life?

Then you are in the right decklist my friend!

Not only will the sheer power of Annihilape bring down your opponent but it will also make you feel like Donkey Kong felt when he hit Mario with those barrels while getting away the love of his life.

Starting rounds

Aim to go first so you can start knocking Pokemon out on turn two.

Prefered full board: 2x Annihilape EX, Bibarel, Liepard, Skwovet & freeslot (Annihilape/Liepard/Bibarel)

If you go first

Turn one: Pray to RNGesus for some Poffins. Try to make it so you have 2 mankeys in play so you can have Annihilape next turn even if there is a knockout. second focus is getting bidoof for carddraw. stack one energy on mankey.

Turn two: hopefully you have Arven to take one rare candy and big air ballon. Now we use the combo to bring out your inner ape so you can start slamming away those sweet one energy 240 dmg attacks. if this combo is not possible try and get a TM evo on bench.

If you go second 

Turn one: Get an bidoof and mankey on bench if possible and TM:evo them. Stack up one energy on mankey.

Turn two: Again we hope to have Annihilape Ex here so we can start dealing damage.

Deckplan

To be able to take down 240 hp pokemons on turn two for 1 energy, with all the Iron hands and Chiens going around.

Try to calculate your Annihilape ex (Paldea Evolved) attacks with the self harm so you will be able to take one hit from your opponent's pokemon, survive and swap out Liepard (Paradox Rift) for a full heal and hopefully knockout on the opponents active.

Cards i couldn't fit in but feel could be of use

Radiant Alakazam (Silver Tempest) 

Eri (Temporal Forces) 

Prime Catcher (Temporal Forces) i feel like this is a strong contender to heroes cape in that regard that you get a free liepard swap on a target of your choosing but right now i'm going with cape just to be able to deal with Charizard EX decks.

At this point you opponent will probably be on the phone with their therapist going over the PTSD experience that they just lived trough.

so sit back, have a banana and let the fun begin. GLHF trainers.