Mr. Mime Mega Stax

heyo, how's it goin!

-this brew is most likely the most unfun, non interactive straight up broken unlimited deck I could think craft, and if unlimited ever recived a proper ban list, most of the pre - expanded cards would need a ban, or at the very least a 1 of limit in deck building. 

-this brew is based on an archetype called "stax"(borrowing magic terms lol), and the idea is to find as many game pieces (stax pieces) as possible which prevent your opponent from winning the game. the only win

heyo, how's it goin!

-this brew is most likely the most unfun, non interactive straight up broken unlimited deck I could think craft, and if unlimited ever recived a proper ban list, most of the pre - expanded cards would need a ban, or at the very least a 1 of limit in deck building. 

-this brew is based on an archetype called "stax"(borrowing magic terms lol), and the idea is to find as many game pieces (stax pieces) as possible which prevent your opponent from winning the game. the only win condition in this deck's book is watching your oponent deck out

gameplan is simple:

-get Mr. Mime into play 

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that's it you're 95% on your way to winning the game!

all you really need to do from here is get the other bit of insurance for your gameplan, [ big parasol ] , this will keep the special condition clause from ruining your gameplan.  I threw in like about 6 ways to search for it, but I'll be real here, if you can't find it in your first turn, unless you run into a deck which spesifically has dedicated counterplay like [ hypnotoxic laser ], you literally don't even need to worry about finding the umbrella since it's gonna be a bit before your oppoent could even remotely find any counterplay, so dw you're fine. you literally can't lose. 

-couple of edge cases to keep in mind because we're in the unlimited format

[team galactic's invention: power spray] this card is unique because it's designed to be played in response to an action to your opponent's turn AND, it affects ablities too (based on 2011, tcg erratta, correct me if i'm wrong!) you'll need to remember then to declare this card before the effects of an ablility resolve

[Computer Search] tecnically you should be able to run 4 of these, but I'll honor the Ace Spec rulling here and only include one because the old and new printing function exactly the same. This logic should also apply to my 4x gust, but idk.

with that, if you ever decide to buy this in paper don't! It's not legal anywhere, and any format where this kind of deck could be legal is not a format I would be remotely intrested in playing. 

enjoy!