Steelix/Munkidori STOP HITTING YOURSELF (Annoying)

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Standard Format: Illegal

This deck is not legal in Standard format:

  • Onix (Regulation Mark: G) is not legal in Standard format. Legal marks: H, I, J.
  • Steelix (Regulation Mark: G) is not legal in Standard format. Legal marks: H, I, J.
  • Onix (Regulation Mark: G) is not legal in Standard format. Legal marks: H, I, J.
  • Rock Chestplate (Regulation Mark: G) is not legal in Standard format. Legal marks: H, I, J.
  • Earthen Vessel (Regulation Mark: G) is not legal in Standard format. Legal marks: H, I, J.
  • Luxurious Cape (Regulation Mark: G) is not legal in Standard format. Legal marks: H, I, J.
  • Technical Machine: Devolution (Regulation Mark: G) is not legal in Standard format. Legal marks: H, I, J.
  • Technical Machine: Turbo Energize (Regulation Mark: G) is not legal in Standard format. Legal marks: H, I, J.
  • Arven (Regulation Mark: G) is not legal in Standard format. Legal marks: H, I, J.
Deck Primer

One energy on an active Steelix. A bench full of monkeys. This is a very fun deck to play, extremely annoying to play against. 

Get Steelix in your active, spam Earthquake. Now all your Munkidori have 30 damage on them. Convenient. Move all that damage away, Earthquake, do it again next turn.

I recommend trying to find a Lively Stadium to make bench KOing Munki difficult. I also recommend not benching a Munkidori until you have the ability to attach an energy to it the very next turn. After all,

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One energy on an active Steelix. A bench full of monkeys. This is a very fun deck to play, extremely annoying to play against. 

Get Steelix in your active, spam Earthquake. Now all your Munkidori have 30 damage on them. Convenient. Move all that damage away, Earthquake, do it again next turn.

I recommend trying to find a Lively Stadium to make bench KOing Munki difficult. I also recommend not benching a Munkidori until you have the ability to attach an energy to it the very next turn. After all, you want damage on that sucker so you can move damage off from Earthquake. You're fighting a losing battle if you do too much damage to it before it's energized. 

Main Deck (60 cards)

Pokémon (10)
3 Steelix sv4-125
$0.23 Metal 180
1 Onix sv4-90
$0.10 Fighting 120
2 Onix sv3pt5-95
$0.21 Fighting 120
4 Munkidori sv8pt5-44
$0.28 Psychic 110
Trainer (39)
4 Arven sv1-166
$0.29
3 Boss's Orders me1-114
$0.28
2 Brock's Scouting sv9-146
$0.21
2 Crispin sv8pt5-105
$0.21
2 Earthen Vessel sv4-163
$0.21
3 Hilda rsv10pt5-84
$1.16
Trainer (39)
2 Iron Defender me1-118
$0.08
3 Lillie's Determination me1-119
$0.32
2 Lively Stadium sv8-180
$0.25
2 Luxurious Cape sv4-166
$0.18
4 Poké Pad me2pt5-198
$0.35
1 Precious Trolley sv8-185
$3.79
1 Rock Chestplate sv1-192
$0.17
2 Switch me1-130
$0.18
2 Technical Machine: Devolution sv4-177
$0.20
2 Technical Machine: Turbo Energize sv4-179
$0.23
2 Tool Scrapper rsv10pt5-85
$0.15
Energy (11)
6 Basic Darkness Energy sve-15
$0.14 Darkness
4 Basic Metal Energy sve-16
$1.59 Metal
1 Ignition Energy me2-124
$1.51

Card Types

Trainer 39
Energy 11
Pokémon 10

Energy Types

Metal 7
Darkness 6
Psychic 4
Fighting 3

Energy Curve

Distribution of attack energy costs in your deck

1 Energy 4 attacks
4
25.0% of attacks
2 Energy 6 attacks
6
37.5% of attacks
3 Energy 1 attack
1
6.3% of attacks
4 Energy 2 attacks
2
12.5% of attacks
5 Energy 3 attacks
3
18.8% of attacks

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