Stefanopolis' Stallax

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"Another salty Garde down with Stallax!"

Strategy: Since Snorlax prevents Pokémon from retreating, you use card like Boss' Orders to put a Pokémon that can't attack in the active. Your opponent can't attack, can't retreat to an attacker, and just keeps drawing and passing until they concede or deck out. The venusaur line isn’t really necessary it’s just fun to whip out for extra swaps sometimes. Anything that disrupts their board/hand/deck is what you want. Keep

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"Another salty Garde down with Stallax!"

Strategy: Since Snorlax prevents Pokémon from retreating, you use card like Boss' Orders to put a Pokémon that can't attack in the active. Your opponent can't attack, can't retreat to an attacker, and just keeps drawing and passing until they concede or deck out. The venusaur line isn’t really necessary it’s just fun to whip out for extra swaps sometimes. Anything that disrupts their board/hand/deck is what you want. Keep the weak support Pokémon in the active spot and you’re good. Most decks don’t run enough switches to keep up with all your swap outs, LZB notwithstanding. Stall decks are about strategically reducing your opponents resources, not wasting their time. I don’t sit there waiting for max turn timer before ending turn like this guy did. And he did let his run all the way down to zero before decking out. So yeah that’s supremely lame and salty.

Reviews:

"When you know you’re out of answers, just concede. Prolonging deck outs is poor sportsmanship. Anyway, just wanted to show control decks can beat the meta. Don’t let ‘em zerg you down!" - 5 Stars

"God I thought this game couldn't get any worse but now people are playing "control" on Live lol. I wish you could play an actual fun game :(" - 5 Stars

"Are you complaining about people stalling you when you are playing a stall deck?" - 3 Stars

"people so salty, only 1 like loool. yeeeesss i like to see guardevoir and other basic bish decks beaten to the ground:)))))" - 5 Stars

"Spammed emotes and of course wasted dozens of turns just to judge and iono to prolong their misery." - 4 Stars

 

 

Main Deck (60 cards)

Card Types

Trainer 35
Pokémon 18
Energy 7

Energy Types

Colorless 8
Grass 4
Psychic 4
Darkness 1
Water 1

Energy Curve

Distribution of attack energy costs in your deck

1 Energy 4 attacks
4
19.0% of attacks
2 Energy 7 attacks
7
33.3% of attacks
3 Energy 4 attacks
4
19.0% of attacks
4 Energy 6 attacks
6
28.6% of attacks

Opening Hand Probability Calculator

Calculate the probability of drawing specific cards in your opening hand

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Probability of drawing at least of in your opening hand

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