Thumpalanche Onix

CptSpaceToaster CptSpaceToaster Expanded 4,603 views Oct 02, 2023 Updated Nov 06, 2023
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Thumpalanche Onix is more of a meme deck than a rogue deck... but with enough luck, it's going swing hard... even if it mulligans quite a few times before you find the Onix you need.

This decks begs the question: "Should I put in cards for more consistency and longevity?" or "Should I find even more pokemon with retreat cost 4"

I don't know the answer to that question, but the fact that I have to ask it likely means the deck won't ever get off the ground seriously.

Current notes:

- One copy of Ditto

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Thumpalanche Onix is more of a meme deck than a rogue deck... but with enough luck, it's going swing hard... even if it mulligans quite a few times before you find the Onix you need.

This decks begs the question: "Should I put in cards for more consistency and longevity?" or "Should I find even more pokemon with retreat cost 4"

I don't know the answer to that question, but the fact that I have to ask it likely means the deck won't ever get off the ground seriously.

Current notes:

- One copy of Ditto (151) to function as a "5th Onix" to help reduce mulligans
- Artazon and Ultra ball to hopefully find more Onix while you play
- 4 copies of Double Turbo Energy, Energy Loto (Astral Radiance) and Trekking Shoes (Astral Radiance) to increase the odds of stumbling  into a Double Turbo
- Ultra Ball was chosen over Nest Ball to enable Miriam (Scarlet & Violet) as a way to discard pokemon. (also Nest Ball is like a dollar... and we can't waste that much money on this deck)

- Your deck starts with 60 cards
    - 7 cards go in hand
    - 6 cards go to your prizes
- 47 cards remain
    - Drawing for your turn takes a card
    - Attacking with Onix discards 5 more
- In a perfect scenario, you only have 7 turns to attack with 5 cards remaining.

So even  if you luck your way into a double turbo energy on the first turn... this deck will struggle to win against single-prize decks before running out of cards... It's also worth thinking about 4 copies of Super Rod (Paldea Evolved) as well. I personally would prefer the +2 in deck and +3 in hand from Miriam over the +3 in deck from Super Rod... but every card counts here, and Miriam doesn't add as many into the deck compared to Super Rod after you draw 3.

 

Card Types

Pokémon 37
Trainer 19
Energy 4

Energy Types

Fighting 16
Metal 8
Darkness 4
Fire 4
Psychic 4
Colorless 1

Energy Curve

Distribution of attack energy costs in your deck

1 Energy 13 attacks
13
17.8% of attacks
2 Energy 24 attacks
24
32.9% of attacks
3 Energy 24 attacks
24
32.9% of attacks
4 Energy 12 attacks
12
16.4% of attacks

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CptSpaceToaster avatar

The description mentions adding in 4 copies of Miriam (Scarlet & Violet) It's also worth thinking about 4 copies of Super Rod (Paldea Evolved) as well. I personally would prefer the +2 in deck and +3 in hand from Miriam over the +3 in deck from Super Rod... but every card counts here, and Miriam doesn't add as many into the deck compared to Super Rod after you draw 3.

NoGoodNames avatar

This looks pretty good, a tally. Is Twin Energy rotated out already? Anyway, it doesn't have the -20.

CptSpaceToaster avatar

Yeah, Twin Energy (Rebel Clash) is regulation D and isn't in standard any longer. Thankfully, the goal is to have Onix hit for 300 or 380... but if we're seriously trying to compete against a deck that costs more than eight dollars (Gardevoir EX) then we can look into adding a Vitality Band (Scarlet & Violet) or Defiance Band (Scarlet & Violet) to make the numbers work out... at the cost of a pokemon or two... 

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