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we are going to beat you to death ^_^

 

here's the deck that got me to arceus league for the first time! watch everyone concede when you empty out their bench, or just kill off their last pokemon so you win by default :)

I use three different Eevee, you can pick and choose which ones you like best - Eevee (Twilight Masquerade) has the Ascension move to evolve it, Eevee (Surging Sparks) lets you evolve it on turn one/the turn it's played if it's in the active spot,

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UPDATED FOR CURRENT ROTATION

we are going to beat you to death ^_^

 

here's the deck that got me to arceus league for the first time! watch everyone concede when you empty out their bench, or just kill off their last pokemon so you win by default :)

I use three different Eevee, you can pick and choose which ones you like best - Eevee (Twilight Masquerade) has the Ascension move to evolve it, Eevee (Surging Sparks) lets you evolve it on turn one/the turn it's played if it's in the active spot, and Eevee ex (Prismatic Evolutions) helps if you keep getting your other Eevee one shot by Dragapult and the likes, and can use Corugating Quartz for a big hit if you're lucky with Sparkling Crystal (Stellar Crown) 

Dudunsparce , Fezandipiti ex and Lillie's Determination are our draw engine here

Fan Rotom (Stellar Crown)  lets you grab Eevee and Dunsparce

Azumarill (Surging Sparks)  is just as much of a threat here as in VG with a 230 damage attack for a single energy from a one-prize card

Pidgeot EX is replaced by Team Rocket's Petrel to help get any trainers you need

no more Iono so Judge helps mess with your opponent's hand and works well against Alakazam

Crispin lets you accelerate energy onto your Sylveons, and Hilda lets you get an energy + Sylveon, Dudunsparce, or Azumarill

Tera Orb (Surging Sparks) lets you get Sylveon for free - added extra Ultra Ball (Brilliant Stars) to replace Nest Ball

Gravity Mountain (Surging Sparks) to help KO Dragapult, Greninja etc

Lillie's Clefairy ex (Journey Together) is also a consideration to add if you're struggling against Dragapult etc

Boss's Orders (Rebel Clash) & Lisia's Appeal (Surging Sparks) help you to put what you want to yeet back into the deck onto the bench so you can do so

then just alternate Angelite and Magical Charm til everything is either dead or evaporated <3

Main Deck (60 cards)

Pokémon (20)
3 Sylveon ex sv8-86
$2.46 Psychic 270
1 Fezandipiti ex sv6pt5-38
$3.37 Darkness 210
1 Eevee ex sv8pt5-75
$5.58 Colorless 200
1 Lillie's Clefairy ex sv9-56
$2.42 Psychic 190
3 Dudunsparce sv5-129
$0.87 Colorless 140
2 Azumarill sv8-74
$0.06 Psychic 120
1 Fan Rotom sv7-118
$0.16 Colorless 70
2 Marill sv7-33
$0.18 Water 70
3 Dunsparce sv5-128
$0.21 Colorless 60
1 Eevee sv8-143
$0.21 Colorless 50
2 Eevee sv6-135
$0.25 Colorless 50
Trainer (30)
3 Boss's Orders me2pt5-183
$0.23
4 Buddy-Buddy Poffin me2pt5-184
$0.15
4 Crispin sv7-133
$0.24
1 Energy Recycler sv10-164
$0.21
1 Gravity Mountain sv8-177
$0.19
1 Hilda rsv10pt5-84
$1.08
1 Judge sv1-176
$0.22
2 Lillie's Determination me1-119
$0.39
1 Lisia's Appeal sv8-179
$0.22
1 Night Stretcher me2pt5-196
$0.23
Trainer (30)
1 Sparkling Crystal sv7-142
$0.37
1 Switch sv1-194
$0.17
4 Team Rocket's Petrel me2pt5-207
$0.29
2 Tera Orb sv8-189
$0.18
3 Ultra Ball sv1-196
$0.19
Energy (10)
3 Basic Lightning Energy sve-4
$0.15 Lightning
4 Basic Psychic Energy sve-5
$0.20 Psychic
3 Basic Water Energy sve-3
$0.10 Water

Card Types

Trainer 30
Pokémon 20
Energy 10

Energy Types

Colorless 11
Psychic 6
Water 2
Darkness 1

Energy Curve

Distribution of attack energy costs in your deck

1 Energy 8 attacks
8
28.6% of attacks
2 Energy 5 attacks
5
17.9% of attacks
3 Energy 13 attacks
13
46.4% of attacks
4 Energy 2 attacks
2
7.1% of attacks

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